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May 3rd, 2008

The Junk Drawer

  • May. 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 AM
Matt on Murano

Stolen from 

[info]sahlah .


Show us your kitchen drawer. Unless it's very personal, remove nothing, open said drawer and take a picture to share. If you dare! Then let us know the contents: 



Three rolls of scotch tape, duct tape, electrical tape, first aid tape, some kind of sticky tape, C batteries, D batteries, 9v battery, AA and AAA batteries, scissors, elmer's glue, superglue that I have vowed never to use again, measuring tape(s), hammer, screw driver, pliers, crescent wrench, kite string, battery charger, furniture movers, air freshener plug-ins, light switch plate, binder clip, razor cutter, letter opener.  On left, standing up so you could see into the drawer:  coupon for $3 off auto lube and oil, pizza coupons, pizza napkins, instructions for capuccino maker, instructions for blender.

All in all, not too bad.  I tossed out the expired coupons yesterday, so the drawer is less clutered than it might have been. 

 

  • Mood: mellow

Google Knows You

  • May. 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Matt on Murano

From 

[info]rickslepthere

 

Go to google.com and follow the instructions below...


 1- Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Matt needs to date a midget or something.
(The second one on the list was "Matt needs to perform his own sex change.")

2- Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Matt looks like the Hulk.
(Does he ever!)

3- Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Matt says that I should know that ESRI will fail and we should forge ahead ourselves.
(Would you people listen to me about ESRI already??!?)

4- Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Matt has decided to release RC2.
(It's time it got out there on its own)

5- Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Matt wants his SOAP.
(True!  I need a shower!)

6- Type in "[your name] gives" in Google search:
Matt gives fans the shirt and beach towel off his back.
(Please, form a line folks)

7- Type in "[your name] takes" in Google search:
Matt takes over http://themes.wordpress.net
(Er, what?)

8- Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Matt eats my Christmas present!

9- Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Matt will sell your home.
(Whether you like it or not)

10- Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Matt loves to ride the pole!
(Bwahahaha!!!)

  • Mood: dorky

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